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And The Award For Product Most Likely To Get You Shot By An Air Marshal Goes To…

De Santis Gunhide’s Ankle Cell Phone Holster. Now, this product is completely useless, as I’ll be extremely happy to explain. First, it’s damn foolish. Apparently carrying a cell phone around your ankle is considered stylish, and not completely asinine. I don’t want to have to bend down to my ankle in public every time I get a call from someone. That opens up plenty of problems on its own. Two, you’re putting a small, vibrating and ringing device on your ankle. That’s totally not suspicious at all. In fact, I can guarantee one jumpy air marshal would be all over the jackass that decides having one of these while on a plane was a good idea. Third.. it costs $32. Specifically $31.95, and that’s before shipping. The page also mentions ‘Armani’ suits, so this is obviously marketed at douches with a lot of money to burn. My point is this product costs way to much for what it offers: an ankle holster for a cell phone. So don’t buy it.

If you still want one of these despite my well-crafted argument against it: De Santis Gunhide Ankle Cell Phone Holster

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2 Responses to “And The Award For Product Most Likely To Get You Shot By An Air Marshal Goes To…”

  1. Will S says:

    This would be a great product for the casino industry, dealers are not allowed to have pockets. Devices like this are common for them to store phones, ID, and other daily necessities.

  2. Giovani says:

    Marines in uniform are generally not allowed to keep things in their dress uniform pockets-it’s usually ok, as long as the items are low profile, but oftentimes we just use our socks.