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TFB Caption Contest


Image by U.S. Army. Used under creative commons license 2.0.

See, I’ve got this picture here, and something to give away. But how do the two relate, you may ask? It’s simple, really: Write a pants-pissingly-hilarious caption about said pic in the comments section below, and if I think it’s the best, I’ll send you that something. But what could it be, exactly?

How about… A ZOMBIE COOKIE MONSTER PATCH!

All entries are due by Friday, April 29th, 11:59 P.M. Eastern. One entry per person.

Good luck!

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29 Responses to “TFB Caption Contest”

  1. Cbec says:

    Let me see your war face!!!!

  2. P Bellou says:

    Gawww Dammm! Son, Did you let Mr. Snuggle-Paw-thomas watch Twilight again??

  3. Chris says:

    GIVE ME BACK MY EAR, ASSHOLE!

  4. JamesF says:

    Haha, your camo = teh sux

  5. mike says:

    Come here lil puppy, Let me check for poopy!

  6. Jonathan Sabala says:

    Quit being a pansy, fido here just wants to show you some love… With his teeth!

  7. Yowza says:

    MultiCam rules! All other patterns must be hunted down and destroyed!

  8. m-1 says:

    Did you reaaaally think I wasn’t gonna see you in that pseudo ‘blend into I don’t know what’ environment fake ass camo ? I mean really. You insult me.

  9. PJ says:

    RAWR/LOLZ to the air force!!

  10. Lonnie says:

    Michael Vick helps US Air Force with new recruitment ad.

  11. Hussar says:

    Even working K-9’s think the new Air Force camo sucks!!

  12. The RockStarArtist says:

    STUPEFACTION
    Not every puppy grows up to be a Golden Retriever.

  13. Rembrandt says:

    Because of the PSN outage, many overseas with downtime have adopted gladiatorial combat as a way to pass the time.

  14. VASCO says:

    Look Betsy, it’s a pilot. We love those guys don’t we? Didn’t he drop one a little too close to your brother the other day? Looks like dinner is solved . . .

  15. Ben Wells says:

    Sgt. Paisley, were not in fricken China we can’t eat that!

  16. Chuck says:

    Look..hahaha…Camo doesn’t hide ‘piss pants’.

  17. Clark Kambrick says:

    It’s O.K. he only eats chickin’.

  18. Hey!! Take this damn cape off of me!! I don’t need no stinkin cape!!

  19. Robert Lawton says:

    Airman Timmy immediately regretted yelling “let loose the dogs of war!”

  20. Ed says:

    After repeated exposure to MultiCam, the working dog offered his opinion on the camouflage pattern used in the ABU.

  21. Danny Vinson says:

    “You seriously lost his Beggin’ Strips coupon ??”

  22. Jerry says:

    I told you if you call me Rin Tin Tin one more time I was going to kill you and you had to do it. Now its time to die

  23. Scotty says:

    At this point Tyrone the veterinarian realised he should of enlisted in the Marines as there would of been less of a risk of loosing his gonads then checking fluffies temp….

  24. Shane says:

    Bagram Airfield, Parwan Province; 2011 – Crye, the Multicam Police Dog, catches a new airman who didn’t get the memo.

  25. RockStarArtist says:

    THIS IS NOT AN ENTRY(I have previously entered): Taking a closer look at the photo was actually very revealing. If you scrutinize the front two legs of the beast, you will note he had his hair shaved off(the light rectangular patches). Normally this occurs when a dog is given an IV during an operation under anesthesia. Since, there are no bandages, it is safe to assume that the operation occurred several days before, if not a week or two before the image was taken. I am not sure what the airman has in his left hand, but if its an anal thermometer… and the dog was uncomfortable with the pre-op probe.. then i can understand the dogs hesitation in allowing the airman to approach his posterior region.

  26. Michael says:

    Do I still have something in my teeth?

  27. Jesse says:

    Cujo was not happy with the two swipes of hot wax strips that the airman pulled of each leg. He certainly was not going to let him give a full Brazilian.

  28. Industry says:

    Dammit sparky; I told you no profiling!

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