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BodyGuard Armored Glove

Ignoring the fact that it looks like it replaces your forearm with a giant slug, the BodyGuard Armored Glove might have a lot going for it. After all, housed inside its 3-pound gastropod-esque shell is a taser, laser pointer, video camera, and flashlight. That’s right, everything the crime fighting forces of the world need to deter even the most dangerous of criminals. It was designed by David Brown, a man who makes a living being a cameraman, editor, and producer of musical acts by artists such as Rage Against The Machine and Snoop Dog. Plus, Kevin Costner, who happens to be a friend of Mr. Brown, is a chief investor for the product. If First Lieutenant John J. Dunbar believes in the BodyGuard, then who is anyone to question its usefulness? It even won a Popular Science 2011 Invention Award, and they must know a lot about good inventions, since ‘Science’ is in the title of their publication. In any event, the first demo unit will be released to the LA Sheriff’s Department later this year, so if it finds success there, every cop in America could be wearing one of these in the near future!

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4 Responses to “BodyGuard Armored Glove”

  1. 504PIR says:

    Meh. I’ll keep my X26 and Surefire.

  2. ANOTHER TASER EMPLOYEE HUH…..?? LOL… FUNNY NOBODY CARES WHAT AN X26 IS… RICHARD….. LOL
    THIS IS A WHOLE NEW GAME AND TASER IS NOT EVEN IN OUR LEAGUE SORRY;-(
    BUT THEY HAD A REALLY NICE RUN AND I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR THE GUY WHO ACTUALLY INVENTED THE TASER HIS NAME WAS JACK COVER AND HE WAS A NASA RESEARCHER AND WAS NOT A SNOBBY RICH KID WHOS DADDY BOUGHT EVERYTHING FOR HIM AND SENT HIM OFF TO ANY SCHOOL HE COULD PAY FOR…
    HE WAS A REAL INVENTOR…;-)

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