Blue Bell has released a camouflage-inspired ice cream flavor named, appropriately enough, ‘Camo ‘n Cream’. The ice cream is composed of three separate flavors: Pistachio Almond, Milk Chocolate and cream cheese. It should be on store shelves, although it will be a limited release.
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If you’re not familiar with Dickbutt, it’s an internet meme; ’nuff said about that (Google it if you’re interested). Given the name, and the potential smells associated with said name, any wariness about the odor of an air freshner such as this one is fully understood, but it smells fine, honest! Just a generic, ‘fresh’-smelling air freshner… that looks like Dickbutt.
This might be a little late for Father’s Day but it’s still right on time for the summer. The BeerArmour from CP Gear is a little armor vest in CADPAT for your Molsen.
Padded and featuring PALS webbing, CP Gear can embroider up to nine characters on the BeerArmour. Also availabke in Woodland, Black and Coyote.
Cabot Guns’ Big Bang Pistol Set, also known as the Meteorite Pistols (insert some play on words about ‘Space-Age Materials’) are a unique set of two 1911s. They were made from an iron-nickel alloy obtained from a meteorite that crashed into what is now Gibeon, Namibia, billions of years ago. Reportedly, the pistols are valued at approximately $5 million, although it remains to be seen wether anyone is willing to pay that much for them.
You can find out more about the pistols at cabotgun.com
There’s gotta be a joke about a smoking barrel or something in this. Also, I have to wonder if their vaporizers come with Picatinny rails.
Hat Tip: SSD
If you missed out on your chance to pick up a pack of Nuka Cola Quantum-branded Jones Soda from your local Target store, you’re (kinda) in luck. Jones is currently selling it direct to the consumer, however there is a few caveats:
1) One order per person – 4 bottles per order
2) Quantity is limited
3) It’s pretty darn expensive
On that last bit, it’s not online auction price bad, but at $27/4 bottles, it’s pretty close. This is purely a collectors item, folks. If you want the taste, crack open a Jones Berry Lemonade instead; it’s the same thing.
For all your astromech translation needs – provided your translation is 30 characters or less.
Back in October 2014, I wrote a brief article about a class action lawsuit being conducted against Red Bull, and the resulting settlement that you could claim if you qualified as a purchaser of Red Bull products. I put my own claim form in around that time, and eventually it faded from my memory.
Well, yesterday, I received the above package, and was a bit confused about its origin until I opened it up and found a 4-pack of 8.4 oz. cans of regular Red Bull.
Comparatively, EOTech is pretty quick on getting those refunds out on their Holographic Sights.
The TGX Tactical Flask is a stainless steel flask with a textured PVC accent piece, which can hold up to 6 oz of fluid. The TGX comes with a nylon holster with PALS webbing and an integrated 1 1/2″ belt loop.
Bullet Bouquet is a business started by an “advid shooter, artist, and enthusiastic tinkerer” who produces bouquets which are constructed principally of fired hollow-point bullets.
If you’re looking for a gift that will still make it before Christmas, then you can also check out the Deliverable by Christmas section of their webpage – bulletbouquets.com/t/deliverable-by-christmas
Massdrop is currently having a deal on “Tactical” Christmas Stockings. The stocking itself isn’t new (I have a story on one from last year, and they’ve been around for even longer than that), but the 25%-off MSRP might be an attractive buy to some interested parties. They’re available in Black, Gray, or Tati-Claus Red.
Oh, and you’ll need a Massdrop account to see the page and actually make a purchase, so here’s a screenshot which should serve as a sufficient preview:
Insignificant Fish Industries has created a 4.4 oz flask called the “First Shot” based on Han Solo’s DL-44 heavy blaster pistol. The silver muzzle is the flask’s cap and unscrews to be a 1.5oz shot glass. As of now, it is an unlicensed product, so it’s technically unavailable, but here’s to hoping it gets the go ahead for actual production sometime down the line.
BlackChocolateCo on Etsy is selling anatomically accurate, life-size Belgian chocolate skulls. The skulls are hand cast from a mold taken from a genuine human skull, and are dusted in fine cocoa powder in a sterile environment and will be edible for up to 6 months. The skulls are available in the following flavors:
– Dark chocolate
– Chilli chocolate
– Milk Chocolate
Literally the only soda you can’t see while innawoods; well, maybe that Kryptek Mountain Dew would work as well…
Y’know how in Hollywood movies and tv shows where some goober pounds randomly on a keyboard and somehow they produce a long string of code, or hack into a secret Government installation’s computer network? Well, that’s bunk, but don’t fret! There’s a website which allows you to mirror the skills of the greatest of Hollywood hackers. Just pound on your keyboard and long strings of code appear on demand.
I wanted to start out my journey to SDDC with a terrible scene from a terrible comic book movie best forgotten: Daredevil.
A few things to note:
1) Yes, it’s even worse than you remember.
2) This is the guy who’s playing Batman.
3) Thankfully, there’s a far superior Daredevil series on Netflix to bleach your eyes with after watching this travesty…
Japanese brands foot the coacher and Head Porter, designers of premium footwear and luggage respectively, have teamed up to produce this MilSpec ruck sack as part of their Summer line. Made in Japan, the bag features satin construction and leather accents, including two rows of leather PALS-esque “webbing” on the exterior of the bag. Storage consists of a large main compartment, an interior laptop sleeve, and 5 exterior pockets. Additional features include:
– Matte black D rings
– Snap clip fasteners
– Padded mesh back panel
– Adjustable straps
This premium MilSpec bag can be yours for the paltry sum of ~$820 US and is available at shop.havenshop.ca/collections/new-arrivals/products/x-porter-milspec-back-pack
Exclusive to ThinkGeek, the Han Solo mini fridge is capable of storing up to 17 cans of soda, and despite Carbonite involving flash-freezing, the fridge also features a warm setting.
Cooling Capability: approx. 32-44°F
Heating Capability: approx. 131-149°F
Not my video, but found in the deep recesses of the internet.
A reader has sent in info on an interesting camouflage shirt they procured at the Tahoe Hemp Company in Tahoe, CA. The shirt is made of 55/45 Hemp/Organic Cotton, hand-dyed by Divine Tribe in their proprietary Cannaflage pattern. The camo itself is reminiscent of digital Woodland, with cannabis leaves interspersed within the pattern. The reader claims the heavy, natural fibers allow the shirt to work well as a base layer, and although it took several washings to cut down on the scratchy texture, the shirt keeps warm when its cool, cool when its warm, and has great moisture wicking attributes.
Thanks to ‘JL’ for the tip and pics!