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Chuck Norris Launches Bottled Water Brand Called CFORCE

Monday, October 10th, 2016

This is a cross-post from sister site Soldier Systems Daily. It’s too apropos for the usual coverage on this site not to share here.

Billed as a ‘Force of Nature’, new CFORCE from Chuck Norris is bottled right on his Lone Wolf Ranch in Navasota, TX. As you can imagine, if Chuck Norris is involved it’s not going to come from some boring tap in a factory. On no; according to the webiste, ‘doesn’t flow from the ground; it bursts from an artesian spring with the same unharnessed power and intensity you’d expect from Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick.’ Pretty awesome.

Please note, a portion of CFORCE sales benefit environmental initiatives and KICKSTART KIDS—a charity that empowers at-risk youth. The Norris family has supported these causes for more than 25 years.


Thanks for the heads up Nate! Stay safe out there!

F-4 Phantom II Exhaust Cone Table

Saturday, October 1st, 2016


If you’ve got $5900 laying around, you’re in need of a brand-new table, and you happen to like Cold War-era fighter jets, then Boeing is offering this F-4 Phantom II Exhaust Cone Table for sale on their online store. The table features anodized aluminum legs, measures in at 24″ x 40″, and weights 84 lbs. If anything else, it’s sure to be quite the conversation starter.


Blue Bell – Camo ‘n Cream

Tuesday, September 6th, 2016


Blue Bell has released a camouflage-inspired ice cream flavor named, appropriately enough, ‘Camo ‘n Cream’. The ice cream is composed of three separate flavors: Pistachio Almond, Milk Chocolate and cream cheese. It should be on store shelves, although it will be a limited release.


Tactical Outfitters – Dickbutt Air Freshener 

Saturday, August 27th, 2016


If you’re not familiar with Dickbutt, it’s an internet meme; ’nuff said about that (Google it if you’re interested). Given the name, and the potential smells associated with said name, any wariness about the odor of an air freshner such as this one is fully understood, but it smells fine, honest! Just a generic, ‘fresh’-smelling air freshner… that looks like Dickbutt.


CP Gear – BeerArmour

Tuesday, June 14th, 2016

This might be a little late for Father’s Day but it’s still right on time for the summer.  The BeerArmour from CP Gear is a little armor vest in CADPAT for your Molsen.

Padded and featuring PALS webbing, CP Gear can embroider up to nine characters on the BeerArmour. Also availabke in Woodland, Black and Coyote.


Cabot Guns – Meteorite Pistols

Wednesday, June 8th, 2016


Cabot Guns’ Big Bang Pistol Set, also known as the Meteorite Pistols (insert some play on words about ‘Space-Age Materials’) are a unique set of two 1911s. They were made from an iron-nickel alloy obtained from a meteorite that crashed into what is now Gibeon, Namibia, billions of years ago. Reportedly, the pistols are valued at approximately $5 million, although it remains to be seen wether anyone is willing to pay that much for them.

You can find out more about the pistols at cabotgun.com

The Tactical Vape Shop

Tuesday, May 10th, 2016

There’s gotta be a joke about a smoking barrel or something in this. Also, I have to wonder if their vaporizers come with Picatinny rails.

Hat Tip: SSD

Nuka Cola Quantum Available Direct From Jones

Friday, April 15th, 2016


If you missed out on your chance to pick up a pack of Nuka Cola Quantum-branded Jones Soda from your local Target store, you’re (kinda) in luck. Jones is currently selling it direct to the consumer, however there is a few caveats:

1) One order per person – 4 bottles per order
2) Quantity is limited
3) It’s pretty darn expensive

On that last bit, it’s not online auction price bad, but at $27/4 bottles, it’s pretty close. This is purely a collectors item, folks. If you want the taste, crack open a Jones Berry Lemonade instead; it’s the same thing.


R2D2 Translator

Thursday, April 14th, 2016

R2D2 Translator

For all your astromech translation needs – provided your translation is 30 characters or less.


Zombie Stun Gun

Friday, March 18th, 2016


I saw one of these in the wild when I was out and about today, and I figured it was worth a post. It’s a personal protection stun gun with a rubberized body, colored zombie green. It comes with an activation key/wrist strap, and is capable of an output of 1 million volts.

Nothing Goes Together Quite Like Tortillas And Chocolate

Sunday, March 6th, 2016


SSD Admin just came back from IWA in Germany, and brought back a new flavor of Ritter Sport, which features bits of tortilla chips mixed in with the chocolate. I haven’t had the chance to try it myself, but at the very least I can say it’s an… interesting choice for a flavor.

An Update On The Red Bull Class Action Settlement

Sunday, February 14th, 2016

Back in October 2014, I wrote a brief article about a class action lawsuit being conducted against Red Bull, and the resulting settlement that you could claim if you qualified as a purchaser of Red Bull products. I put my own claim form in around that time, and eventually it faded from my memory.


Well, yesterday, I received the above package, and was a bit confused about its origin until I opened it up and found a 4-pack of 8.4 oz. cans of regular Red Bull.


Comparatively, EOTech is pretty quick on getting those refunds out on their Holographic Sights.

ThinkGeek – TGX Tactical Flask

Sunday, January 3rd, 2016


The TGX Tactical Flask is a stainless steel flask with a textured PVC accent piece, which can hold up to 6 oz of fluid. The TGX comes with a nylon holster with PALS webbing and an integrated 1 1/2″ belt loop.


Bullet Bouquets

Friday, December 18th, 2015

Bullet Bouquet

Bullet Bouquet is a business started by an “advid shooter, artist, and enthusiastic tinkerer” who produces bouquets which are constructed principally of fired hollow-point bullets.

If you’re looking for a gift that will still make it before Christmas, then you can also check out the Deliverable by Christmas section of their webpage – bulletbouquets.com/t/deliverable-by-christmas


Massdrop – Tactical Christmas Stockings

Sunday, November 29th, 2015

Massdrop Tactical Stockings

Massdrop is currently having a deal on “Tactical” Christmas Stockings. The stocking itself isn’t new (I have a story on one from last year, and they’ve been around for even longer than that), but the 25%-off MSRP might be an attractive buy to some interested parties. They’re available in Black, Gray, or Tati-Claus Red.

Oh, and you’ll need a Massdrop account to see the page and actually make a purchase, so here’s a screenshot which should serve as a sufficient preview:



if Industries – “First Shot” DL4.4oz Blaster Flask

Monday, November 16th, 2015


Insignificant Fish Industries has created a 4.4 oz flask called the “First Shot” based on Han Solo’s DL-44 heavy blaster pistol. The silver muzzle is the flask’s cap and unscrews to be a 1.5oz shot glass. As of now, it is an unlicensed product, so it’s technically unavailable, but here’s to hoping it gets the go ahead for actual production sometime down the line.


Anatomically Correct Chocolate Skulls

Sunday, November 15th, 2015

A line of edible skulls

BlackChocolateCo on Etsy is selling anatomically accurate, life-size Belgian chocolate skulls. The skulls are hand cast from a mold taken from a genuine human skull, and are dusted in fine cocoa powder in a sterile environment and will be edible for up to 6 months. The skulls are available in the following flavors:

– Dark chocolate
– Chilli chocolate
– Milk Chocolate


Who Wants A Realtree Mello-Yello?

Friday, November 13th, 2015


Literally the only soda you can’t see while innawoods; well, maybe that Kryptek Mountain Dew would work as well…

I Love Green Text Stories

Saturday, September 19th, 2015

Green Text

So, Uh, Who Needs Ammo?

Thursday, September 17th, 2015

So, uh, who needs ammo



Sunday, August 2nd, 2015


Y’know how in Hollywood movies and tv shows where some goober pounds randomly on a keyboard and somehow they produce a long string of code, or hack into a secret Government installation’s computer network? Well, that’s bunk, but don’t fret! There’s a website which allows you to mirror the skills of the greatest of Hollywood hackers. Just pound on your keyboard and long strings of code appear on demand.


Daredevil – Elektra Fight Scene

Wednesday, July 8th, 2015

I wanted to start out my journey to SDDC with a terrible scene from a terrible comic book movie best forgotten: Daredevil.

A few things to note:

1) Yes, it’s even worse than you remember.
2) This is the guy who’s playing Batman.
3) Thankfully, there’s a far superior Daredevil series on Netflix to bleach your eyes with after watching this travesty…

Here’s A Funny Image For You All

Monday, July 6th, 2015


foot the coacher X Head Porter – MilSpec Ruck Sack

Thursday, June 18th, 2015


Japanese brands foot the coacher and Head Porter, designers of premium footwear and luggage respectively, have teamed up to produce this MilSpec ruck sack as part of their Summer line. Made in Japan, the bag features satin construction and leather accents, including two rows of leather PALS-esque “webbing” on the exterior of the bag. Storage consists of a large main compartment, an interior laptop sleeve, and 5 exterior pockets. Additional features include:

– Matte black D rings
– Snap clip fasteners
– Padded mesh back panel
– Adjustable straps

This premium MilSpec bag can be yours for the paltry sum of ~$820 US and is available at shop.havenshop.ca/collections/new-arrivals/products/x-porter-milspec-back-pack

ThinkGeek – Han Solo Mini Fridge

Saturday, June 6th, 2015


Exclusive to ThinkGeek, the Han Solo mini fridge is capable of storing up to 17 cans of soda, and despite Carbonite involving flash-freezing, the fridge also features a warm setting.

Cooling Capability: approx. 32-44°F
Heating Capability: approx. 131-149°F