Bringing a bit of levity to the recent run on toilet paper and other basic supplies brought upon by the spread of the Wuhan Flu AKA the Coronavirus, Black Rain Ordnance is offering a special promotion where you get a free Spec15 rifle with every roll of toilet paper purchased from them. The full release can be read below:
Black Rain Ordnance is Covering your ASS!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Due to the rising public concerns and shortages of basic public goods, we at Black Rain have decided to pool our resources and start selling those basic necessities. Starting now until all supplies are gone, we will be selling toilet paper on our website at a discounted priced, and to cover all of our customers’ needs, we will be throwing in a free Spec15 Rifle with Every Roll! See the details below.
2020 Essentials Packs:
Buy 1 Roll of Toilet Paper for $900 and get 1 Spec15 Rifle Free
Buy 2 Rolls of Toilet Paper for $1,700 and get 2 Spec15 Rifles Free
Buy a Family 4 Pack of Toilet Paper for $3,200 and get 4 Spec15 Rifles Free
