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Ninja Force 17

Nobody even knew they really existed until Raven Concealment called ’em on it.’

Just goes to show, nothing is sacred and nothing is secret. If you’re a douche-waffle, someone will eventually call you on it.

Not saying this prime specimen of warriorhood is a douche-waffle. He looks harder than woodpecker lips. Just saying, Ninja Force 17 is out there. We haven’t seen anyone this bad ass since Dog the Bounty Hunter gave up his training billet with CAG.

Tactical Fanboy: Ninja Force 17 has been compromised.

Tactical Fanboy: Ninja Force 17 has been compromised.

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13 Responses to “Ninja Force 17”

  1. Kim says:

    Wow, which mall does he work at? Bet you can’t even chew gum in it.

  2. John M. Denny says:

    All that target black, and an overcoat too?! Gotta be a mall in the Matrix!

  3. red2alpha73 says:

    The gentleman in the picture is employed by a ‘security/personal protection company’ in the southeast. I really wish I was making that up. A few months ago a firearms forum I visit from time to time happened upon the company’s page. The other photos of this man’s fellow ‘officers’ were even more…ah… ridiculous. The worst part is this Matrix Mall Ninja was the most impressive looking one of the bunch.

  4. Z says:

    Intelligarde at it’s finest

  5. Eric says:

    @red2alpha73

    I stumbled upon the same thing, they even had a facebook page, which was pretty funny.

  6. d sager says:

    i will sleep better tonight knowing they are out there keeping me safe

  7. Grayson says:

    Safe from what??

  8. Grayson says:

    Ahem.

    Like the Grinch, I just had another wonderful, awful idea…..

    Does anyone out there know if anyone makes something that could be called, a “Short Bus Ninja Patch”?

    Just curious.

  9. Crate Kicker 7 says:

    @Grayson

    “Does anyone out there know if anyone makes something that could be called, a “Short Bus Ninja Patch”?”

    That would be one for Milspec Monkey to make…

  10. Lucky says:

    Blade called,…….he wants his coat back. NOW

  11. Bouncer says:

    Bet he’s got a Raven holster under there!

  12. EB says:

    @ Eric. Oh God, please tell me where to look on FB for these guys. I’d love to see more!

  13. michcoff says:

    Ha ha hard as woodpecker lips!